#1 *Drumstruming is horny LeukemiaBoy: hawt." #2 Sorrento> You killed that user over harry potter? * Sorrento shakes head #3 Nov 18 00:39:50 that's a pretty morbid name Nov 18 00:40:02 Most days. Nov 18 00:40:29 Why? What's other days? LeukemiaBoy? Nov 18 00:40:35 Actually. Nov 18 00:40:38 Thanks for the idea. Nov 18 00:40:49 I see Nov 18 00:40:53 haahahah Nov 18 00:41:20 I don't know why I didn't think of it before! Nov 18 00:41:43 seeing as that is the cancer I had. Nov 18 00:42:19 oh wow Nov 18 00:42:35 I'm sorry to hear that, but lucky guess for me I suppose #4 Sorrento: (I didn't say I forced it down your throat Stephen) #5 Sorrento: What's the project about? Maverick: An ABC book about the Civil War. Maverick: :P Sorrento: A - Abraham Linkin Sorrento: B - Brutal War Maverick: I'm already on T. Sorrento: good Sorrento: Hurry up and finish for me Maverick: That's what she said. Sorrento: ... Maverick: :) #6 Jaden: beating it out a bit too hard #7 Alcon: I've been browsing the Nyquil web site for like 10 minutes Alcon: Right now it's porn to me #8 Hooker: i can see that holding up in court Hooker: :P Hooker: I HAD TO THEY TOOK MY SHOES! #9 Guest1506256: who here has a 7.5 inch cock * Guest1506256 has quit ([irc.leozh.net] Local kill by Sorrento (I do!)) #10 Guest0533029: how long is ur boner? Maverick: Not long for you, I'm afraid. Guest0533029: lol how long is that Guest0533029: in inchs #11 * Maverick slathers vaseline all over James' body #12 Maverick: Hey, Dara. Gunner: [automated msg] Please standby for acknowledgement. I am using a secure query event. You will be notified if accepted. Until then your msgs will be ignored. Maverick: Dara, secks, now. Gunner: [automated msg] Query request accepted. #13 < MirandaPriestly> ew. ok this kid just told me he jerks off by sticking his penis in a vaccuum hose < MirandaPriestly> aparently it feels like head? < Maverick> Trust me, it doesn't. #14 * Shadoukun is feeling lonely. * Sorrento throws a jar of vaseline at Kyle CancerBoy> bad timing James. bad timing #15 Maverick: I literally turned around, saw the vacuum that was standing up in my room...and thought it was a person. #16 Sorrento: and you hate being finger'd :P Maverick: I love being fingered. #17 < Cancer> Eh. I've already had the cancer. I don't need some stupid std killing me off. :P #18 [11:22:35] fuck i want sex [11:22:45] and i think im going to become a lesbian [11:22:48] girls do it better #19 [11:33:44] ill sex you infinity times a day [11:33:50] your penis can just live in me [11:33:51] :P #20 * Neichan thinks it's hysterical when p101 kids masturbate until their semen bleeds #21 < r0d_lilje> but I was a little boy, running from this team of people < r0d_lilje> for hours #22 [00:56:28] [Zoro] my friend has play-doh and you just reminded me how i made a purple penis tonight #23 <@Sorrento> I'm gonna need a leash for next weekend. #24 Cancerboy has been killed by Sorrento ((Why don't we perm your hair? (4/21))) #25 [05:00] * trooneh is wearing a gas mask [05:01] * Hooker rolls a penny into an oven #26 [16:52:07] hey lynton wanna cam [16:52:14] OMGZ#$*&*(#^@$^@&$ [16:52:22] YES PLZZ*(&$#&^#$&*)#$*&#$# #27 *P101-3508405 (~p101@leonet-DD27CE65.dhcp.embarqhsd.net) has joined #P101 < P101-3508405> hello < Z> hola < P101-3508405> hello room < Z> well < Z> me and you are the only people here < Z> the other two are bots < Z> < P101-3508405> o ok < P101-3508405> a/s/l < Z> no < P101-3508405> ok * P101-3508405 has quit (Quit: Today is a good day to chat.) #28 * Dylan (~Lori@leonet-247179F1.tampabay.res.rr.com) has left #Lobby < Sorrento> DYLAN! * Sorrento man-hugs #29 * Brian is now known as RYan * RYan is now known as Mike * Mike is now known as Chris * Chris is now known as Guest4611 #30 < Guest7970832> How do you chat here? #31 < CancerBoy > Fuck. < CancerBoy > computer's pissed at me. < CancerBoy > reboot. < Redsoxrule > ... < CancerBoy > You delete Nortan and the fucking thing acts like the condom broke while having sex with someone HIV positive. #32 @Maverick> <@Sorrento> yeah... I should probably head down there and help her before it blows up in my face... @Maverick> That's what she said. @Maverick> #33 God: Sounds gruesome. Got pics? God: Oh, and hi Maverick: Hah. You would say that. :P #34 < Maverick> I kissed a girl and I liked it... #35 < RedSoxRule > Gah, I'm gone for five days, and come back to chat being deader than George Washington. < @Maverick > Your mums deader than George Washington. < @Maverick > < RedSoxRule > Nooo. < @Maverick > I should have said, 'Your mum's sex life is deader than George Washington'. #36 < Guest6793444 > u a fem? < Gunner > oui < Guest6793444 > kl < Guest6793444 > male < RedSoxRule > Oh yes. ;) < RedSoxRule > No, I'm kidding actually. < Guest6793444 > lol < Guest6793444 > wat r u #37 < RedSoxRule > They think his death was caused by him getting head in the head by objects flying around during a rough landing on a plane he was on yesterday. < RedSoxRule > fuck < RedSoxRule > Hit in the head* < Thunderhead > hahaha < Thunderhead > A blowjob during a difficult landing. < Thunderhead > Gotcha. #38 ( 23:59:22 ) ! todd needs to get a penis shoved up his bootylicious bungalow ( 23:59:51 ) ( @Maverick ) Don't. Ever. Say. That. Again. #39 * david died * sleepingtrooneh molests david's body * sleepingtrooneh whistles and goes to bed * todd says an appropriate speech to honor david #40 ( 19:27:50 ) ( RedSoxRule ) Sorrento> RedSoxRule != fat ( 19:27:57 ) ( RedSoxRule ) I am. ( 19:28:41 ) ( @Sorrento ) Sorrento is greater than redsox is not equal to fat? ( 19:29:01 ) ( @Sorrento ) I'm not sure that would work in a program... ( 19:29:04 ) ( RedSoxRule ) No, XCHAT just fails miserably at copy and paste. #41 jords - im a shortass. jords - like, too short for words. Infinite - Shortness can have it's advantages, though. jords - pfft jords - yeah jords - i wont have to get down on my knees for you, eric :P Infinite - Lol! Infinite - That was a lot better reason than I was going to give. :P #42 (Fuzzy) kyle isnt fat..he's got cushion lmao #43 Kyle: Rumour has it that Microsoft rapes you if you do. Sorrento: hawt Kyle: Only James would think being raped by Microsoft is hawt. :P #44 < Spencer > fuzzy what you do in the privacy of your own home (with play-doh) is your buisness =) ;p #45 < Maverick > No, Fuzzy...this wont help you get into my pants. < Maverick > Well, maybe it will. ;) #46 [21:35] * Thunderhead licks the second and third nipple [21:35] lol [21:37] ... [21:38] would it be wrong to request to see a picture of the third nipple? [21:38] lmao. [21:38] Unfortunatly, I had that same thought...Brayden. [21:38] :P #47 ( 22:31:27 ) ( RedSoxRule ) !fuck Q ( 22:31:31 ) ! RedSoxRule sees: RedSoxRule fuck Q up his metal ass. ( 22:31:34 ) ( RedSoxRule ) :P ( 22:31:50 ) ! RedSoxRule is bored ( 22:32:56 ) ! &Q clenches his metal ass so tightly RedSoxRules's penis becomes detached ( 22:33:09 ) ( RedSoxRule ) :O ( 22:33:18 ) ( RedSoxRule ) I need that. :( #48 ( 00:53:12 ) ! Kyle kicks James in the sean ( 17:58:36 ) ( trooneh ) i'm not gonna rape him ( 17:58:40 ) ( trooneh ) i'm gonna wait till he's 1 ( 17:58:41 ) ( trooneh ) 16*P ( 17:58:42 ) ( trooneh ) 16** #49 ScurryInertia> huh. Something just fell out of my pantry. < trooneh > i read that as panty < trooneh > does that make me a pervert < Fuzzy > lmao!!!! < Sorrento > it does Sean #50 < Mark > i'm straight < Sorrento > right, Mark #51 * Kyle grew 4 inches while in the shower. < Kyle > *in the hospital < Kyle > sorry #52 < Mark > steviebot: i want to secks you < StevieBot > Mark: I want to change your mind. I don't want to secks you. #53 < StevieBot > RedSoxRule: I have a large cucumber, if anyone has one. < RedSoxRule > Your metal cock is hawt. < Bobby > hey < StevieBot > Is tied to a chair and has it's eyelids taped open right now. It's mouth is taped shut. < StevieBot > Is there something wrong with that, james? < Sorrento > steviebot, yes there is something wrong with that. it's abusive. < StevieBot > Sorrento: Is there something wrong with that, james? * StevieBot touches Zoro's large cucumber three times and hopes for a genie #54 Provided the gays don't get their panties in a bunch you wearz panties? if they do, it'll get us more traffic lol good point austin Sometimes When I'm feeling sexy ewwwww #55 holy shit mark what? that was ..fast ... :| it's one of my many talents wait, that's a bad thing hahahahahahahahahha omg #56 < Mark > HOMOSEXUALS ARE GAY < |Jon| > Mark, I didn't know that. < |Jon| > Thanks for that breaking news. < skywalker > breaking news? < skywalker > i'm curious what was that "breaking news" * Mark PMs jon and sends him cock pics < skywalker > mark can i see it too??? < |Jon| > Yeah umm. < skywalker > like how do i see it? < skywalker > sent me a picture i guess < Mark > http://www.manbottle.com/pictures/ma...y_big_cock.jpg * skywalker has quit (Quit: TeenCentre/GovTeen Chat) * skywalker (~java@leonet-7734D337.tampfl.fios.verizon.net) has joined #lobby < skywalker > mark can i see it so i can judge it? * skywalker has quit (Quit: TeenCentre/GovTeen Chat) * skywalker (~java@leonet-7734D337.tampfl.fios.verizon.net) has joined #Lobby < skywalker > Ah why it keep blocking < |Jon| > You see that message it says when you enter the room? < |Jon| > Yeah, thanks. < skywalker > what message? < |Jon| > /facepalm < skywalker > oh i didnt < Sorrento > Skywalker, you're on java, which means opening a link takes you from the java chat to the picture of the large cock < skywalker > how do i see it now? < |Jon|> Alt F4 is the only way. < Sorrento > you download an IRC client or manually type the site in. < Sorrento > I suggest the latter since the first is too complex. < skywalker > ok so i just go and search for IRC? < skywalker > client and then download it] < Sorrento > Skywalker, just enter the tinyurl link that mark posted * skywalker has quit (Quit: TeenCentre/GovTeen Chat) < |Jon| > I'm... < Sorrento > Seriously? Wow. < |Jon| > Just at a loss for words. * skywalker (~java@leonet-7734D337.tampfl.fios.verizon.net) has joined #Lobby < Mark > me too < |Jon| > Skywalker. < |Jon| > That white box. < |Jon| > At the top. < Mark > skywalker- http://tinyurl.com/2nkpbb < |Jon| > Where you type in a link. < Sorrento > DON'T FUCKING CLICK THE LINK < |Jon| > AHAHAHAHAHA < skywalker > why? * |Jon| dies laughing < Sorrento > OPEN A NEW BROWSER WINDOW AND MANUALLY TYPE THE LINK IN. EMPHASIZED MANUALLY. * Mark does too < |Jon| > I'm in tears. < |Jon| > Really, I am. < skywalker> Wait i didnt get all the info i freaking did what jon told me with the alt F4 < |Jon| > OMG ...later on... < skywalker > I got it < skywalker > O MY GOSH thats a BIG cock < skywalker > and i bet its fake btw < Mark > TWENTY TWO MINUTES AFTER THE FACT